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The 12 Days of Clashmas is a song sung in "12 Days of Clashmas".

Lyrics[]

(beat starts)

Knight:

On the first day of Clashmas my true love gave to me,

A wizard in a deep freeze.

Ice Wizard:

(speaks)

I covered my mouth to sneeze and then this. I like my powers, I don't love my powers.

Knight:

On the second day of Clashmas my true love gave to me, hey!

Two archer warriors...

Archer #1:

(speaks)

This can not be more humiliating. (reindeer nose lights up) I was wrong.

Knight:

And a wizard in a deep freeze.

Ice Wizard:

(speaks)

Enough singing, okay, can someone get me out?

Knight:

On the third day of Clashmas my true...

Red King:

(speaks)

Wait! We have to speed this up. (pulls out a rage spell...song rages on)

Knight:

On the twelfth day of Clashmas my true love gave to me,

Twelve barreled goblins.

Goblins:

(grunts)

(speaks)

Again! Again!

Knight:

Eleven clashers clashing.

(battle between eleven troops)

Knight:

Ten wizards flaming.

(Wizards flame wood and a goblin runs out, making a Villager gasp)

Ice Wizard:

(speaks)

Hey, Fire-Slingers. Guy in ice cube! Over here! Me!

Knight:

Nine bombs a-dropping.

(bombs fall onto a Clashmas tree)

Knight:

Eight Miners mining!

(Miners appear in the snow)

Ice Wizard:

(speaks)

Someone, please help! I have an itch... in exactly the place you don't wanna have one!

Knight:

Seven princes lancing.

(princes lance in the background with candy canes to give to Minions)

Knight:

Six minions hording.

(Minions stack candy canes)

Knight:

Five golems, uh, goleming?

(Golems shrug)

Knight:

Four bony fighters.

(Elf Skeletons burp)

Skeleton:

(speaks)

Excuse me.

Knight:

Three musketeers.

(passes ribbon to musketeers to hang on the Clashmas tree)

Knight:

Two archer warriors.

Archer #1:

(throws antlers into a fire)

(speaks)

Yeah, we burnt the antlers. We're keeping the noses.

Archer #2:

(speaks)

We actually like the noses.

Knight:

And a wizard in a deep freeze!

Ice Wizard:

(breaks out of ice cube and crowd cheers)

(speaks)

Thank you, thank you.

(he sneezes again and is trapped in an ice cube again)

Darn it.

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