The 12 Days of Clashmas is a song sung in "12 Days of Clashmas".
Lyrics[]
(beat starts)
Knight:
On the first day of Clashmas my true love gave to me,
A wizard in a deep freeze.
Ice Wizard:
(speaks)
I covered my mouth to sneeze and then this. I like my powers, I don't love my powers.
Knight:
On the second day of Clashmas my true love gave to me, hey!
Two archer warriors...
Archer #1:
(speaks)
This can not be more humiliating. (reindeer nose lights up) I was wrong.
Knight:
And a wizard in a deep freeze.
Ice Wizard:
(speaks)
Enough singing, okay, can someone get me out?
Knight:
On the third day of Clashmas my true...
Red King:
(speaks)
Wait! We have to speed this up. (pulls out a rage spell...song rages on)
Knight:
On the twelfth day of Clashmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve barreled goblins.
Goblins:
(grunts)
(speaks)
Again! Again!
Knight:
Eleven clashers clashing.
(battle between eleven troops)
Knight:
Ten wizards flaming.
(Wizards flame wood and a goblin runs out, making a Villager gasp)
Ice Wizard:
(speaks)
Hey, Fire-Slingers. Guy in ice cube! Over here! Me!
Knight:
Nine bombs a-dropping.
(bombs fall onto a Clashmas tree)
Knight:
Eight Miners mining!
(Miners appear in the snow)
Ice Wizard:
(speaks)
Someone, please help! I have an itch... in exactly the place you don't wanna have one!
Knight:
Seven princes lancing.
(princes lance in the background with candy canes to give to Minions)
Knight:
Six minions hording.
(Minions stack candy canes)
Knight:
Five golems, uh, goleming?
(Golems shrug)
Knight:
Four bony fighters.
(Elf Skeletons burp)
Skeleton:
(speaks)
Excuse me.
Knight:
Three musketeers.
(passes ribbon to musketeers to hang on the Clashmas tree)
Knight:
Two archer warriors.
Archer #1:
(throws antlers into a fire)
(speaks)
Yeah, we burnt the antlers. We're keeping the noses.
Archer #2:
(speaks)
We actually like the noses.
Knight:
And a wizard in a deep freeze!
Ice Wizard:
(breaks out of ice cube and crowd cheers)
(speaks)
Thank you, thank you.
(he sneezes again and is trapped in an ice cube again)
Darn it.